DuckieDroplets

A lot of people has been asking me the same question: What do you study? Well, I understand your doubts and curiousity. What does one study when their chosen course is "Music". So here are the list of classes I take in university:

1) Conducting (divided into 3 different classes)
          a) Class of 2 (me and Huang Yi + Teacher)
          b) Class of 4 (me, Huang Yi, Chen Ke and Zhao Hao Ting + Teacher)
          c) Accompaniment Practices (the four + teacher + 2 piano accompanist)
2) Full-Score Reading
3) Piano - Individual Classes
4) Sight Singing/Reading/Playing and Hearing
5) Harmonization
6) China Folklore Genaral Discussion
7) Philosophies on Art (General Discussion)
P.E.
9) English

Yeap. That’s the total amount of subjects I study… don’t get me wrong. There’s MORE to come… these are only those compulsory subjects. Since we’re freshmans’… first years… (which ever you prefer), we cannot have extra classes to gain extra points. Elective subjects are only available starting next semester. Can’t wait. Not that I have a lot of time to spare, in fact, I’m kinda running low on time.

P.E. classes are the nothing-to-do-mark-attendance-play-on-your-own classes that lasts only about 20-30 minutes out of the supposedly 2 hour lesson.  The REAL torture among all these subjects is … guess what … ENGLISH! Not only the standard is low, the one teaching is even lower.

This is what they teach you:
1) There is a squirril on the tree (they can’t spell squirrel)
2) She has bright white tits (WAKAKAKA… they can’t pronounce teeth… WAKAKAKA)
3) He’s got a good sense of Rhyme (According to what I heard, it was pronounced rhythm… but somehow she couldn’t spell it)
4) I cheating on exam (OH MY GAWD)
5) Sentence : "I will tell him when he comes"
    Sentence in past tense: "I would tell him when he came" (Wuah-lao)
6) All "th" are pronounced as "s" …"Somesing" (Who sing? WHAT samseng? You CALLED ME samseng? WANNA FIGht?) …. "Sank you" (OHH… I’m sinking… I’m sinking…"
7) Page sex (WAKAKA… she was trying to say page six)
Proprotion (Proportion)
9) Never trouble trouble if trouble trouble you (WAKAKAKAKA… where’s all you s??)
10) If you say : "I am busy." you have very bad english. But if you say : "I am busy as a bee." You have very good english. (Note: You can’t say I am as busy as a bee, that is incorrect… lolx)

FUIYOH. So this is WHAT they teach ahh… Even my Manglish sounds better! LOL.

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